My Crazy Uncle Used to Tell Me… Too

For those who liked my first posting.  Here’s another batch:

  • Never chew gum in Cairo.
  • Don’t wear plaid to the dump.
  • Always shake hands with an albino.
  • Never play ping pong with a bobcat.
  • Don’t blow your nose at an auction.
  • Never give dental floss to a drifter.
  • Never have pork on a third date.
  • Don’t spear fish during lent.
  • Never blow glass in September.
  • Don’t trust a lefty garbage man.
  • Never bet on a horse named Molasses.
  • Never tip a billy goat.
  • Don’t buy cheese from a Brazilian.
  • Always wear pink before fasting.
  • Don’t play cards with your plumber.

Want more crazy? Read Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader The World’s Gone Crazy


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Trying to stay creative in an often boring world (one post at a time)
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