The title is pretty self-explanatory – so here goes:
- Wow! What a cool looking mall security cop.
- Please, by all means, take both my kidneys.
- You guys head to the bar, I’m staying home to watch The View.
- I would LOVE to see more pictures of your baby.
- I’m just hoping for a few more weeks of re-runs.
- Fred: The Movie clearly deserves an Oscar.
- Dad – can I please sit in the middle seat on the way home – you know, the one with the hump?
- My favorite program in the world is The 700 Club.
- Who needs Blu-Ray when you have VHS.
- I just wish Tyler Perry was a little more prolific.
- The most practical gift I ever received was a rain-stick.
- That light turned green way too quick.
- I think Jersey accents are sexy.
- That speedo looks awesome on your grandfather.
- I’m hoping there’s a third act to my son’s play.
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